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Now that King Charles has had the audacity of meeting new Canadian Prime Minister Carney, behind Trump's back no less, what will Trump do with these two treacherous losers? Will Trump annex Canada while taking the British Thone for himself?

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It's amonst impossible to fathom how there are so many absoutely dumb ignorant Americans out there who have the ability to actually show-off their stupidity with such questions as this one above.

My morning laugh at the totally stupid shit written by an even stupider American moron.

“Audacity” is such a strong word and so inappropriate! Since King Charles of Canada is totally entitled to meet with the Prime Minister of Canada, WHY DO YOU have that audacity to presume it is any of Trump's business?

I used the word correctly in point (1). It's not hard to do.

Trump is all arse so it is impossible to go behind his back.

Trump is President of the disUnited States of America and only that third world shithole. Canada and its leaders are not subject to the delusional sovereignty of the giant orange baby the dUSA calls a president.

Your use of the word “annex” highlights your armchair level understanding of warfare and international politics. Stick to the internet porn, it's a healthier pastime.

Trump taking the British throne ! ? Oh, even the modern bullshit comic book movies are not as ridiculous as your assertions are.

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What is Queen Elizabeth's most savage moment?

OH I love this question!

My personal favorite was when the Queen received a visit from the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

Sir Sherard Cowper-Coles

was able to meet the Queen privately when he was appointed British ambassador to Saudi Arabia in 2003. At the time, Abdullah was still technically Crown Prince, although he had been de facto ruler for several years. Throughout their meeting, the Queen delighted in recounting Abdullah’s first visit to Balmoral, the Queen’s Scottish castle. It all began innocently enough, with an offer of a tour of the site: after lunch, the Queen asked her guest of honour if he would like a tour of the site. Encouraged by the virtuous foreign minister, Prince Saud, the initially reluctant Abdullah agreed. The royal Land Rover was parked in front of the castle. As instructed, the Crown Prince climbed into the front seat and his interpreter into the back.

But then, a shocking twist ! The Queen becomes Abdullah's driver:

Unexpectedly, the Queen got into the driver's seat, started the car and drove off. Women are not — yet — allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, and Abdullah was not used to having a woman chauffeur him, let alone a queen.

And the Queen doesn't just drive, she DRIVES, leaving Abdullah shaking in his boots:

Abdullah's nerves grew as the Queen, a wartime military driver, sped along the narrow roads surrounding the Scottish palace, talking the whole time. Through his interpreter, the Crown Prince pleaded with the Queen to slow down and concentrate on the road ahead.

That's right: Queen Elizabeth basically spent the afternoon driving military-style to hazing the crown prince of Saudi Arabia

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"After leaving out of the store today my daughter did something that really made me stop and think. There was this guy sitting there crying and she asks me 'did you see that man crying? What's wrong with him?' I said yes but I'm not sure maybe he's just sad...

She said, 'maybe he's hot and thirsty' she walked over to him and goes 'hi sir be happy it's a nice day it's not raining. Are you hot? Why don't you go home the ground is dirty?'

He says I have no home but I will be ok. She looked at him with the saddest face and goes 'so that means you're homeless. So you have no food because you have no refrigerator.'

She gave him a few dollars out of her purse and her drink and said, 'Please go eat. It would make me happy. I like McDonald's you should go there.'

I could tell she made his day.

On top of that 2 more people came up and gave money as well. We had a small conversation and he explained his trailer burnt down and he lost everything including his wife. I felt for him. It just warms my heart. A 6 year old lead by example this morning. AWESOME! Kids see no color and that's exactly how it should be. It's not just a statement saying that the children are our future, it's a FACT. That gives me a little more hope for the world."

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There were two women who were complete strangers. They lived in different cities, they had never met, and had no friends or acquaintances in common. However, they had e-mail addresses that were nearly identical - just off by one letter.

The husband of the first woman (Mrs. Smith) had just left on a business trip to Florida. After Mr. Smith had finished his business, Mrs. Smith was going to take a flight down and meet him a few days later.

The second woman (Mrs. Jones) was still grieving for her husband who had died a week earlier.

Mr. Smith arrives in Florida and checks into his hotel. He gets on his laptop and writes his wife an e-mail to let her know he’s arrived safely. He carelessly mistypes the e-mail address, sending the message to Mrs. Jones.

Mrs. Jones sits at her computer and starts reading her e-mails. Her daughter, in another room, hears her mother scream and runs in to find Mrs. Jones has fainted. Looking at the screen, she sees an open e-mail that reads:

My Darling Wife,

I just arrived here and have settled in. I am eagerly looking forward to your arrival on Wednesday.

Your loving husband.

P.S. It sure is hot down here.

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Yesterday, I made a mistake while driving.

I pulled out right in front of a guy, and of course, he honked his horn loudly at me.

Then, funny enough, we ended up in the same store parking lot. He was waiting for me and made sure to stand in front of his car as I slowly drove by, looking for a parking spot. There he was, giving me the finger and yelling.

I stopped, backed up, rolled down my window, and just let him rant. He yelled a lot of bad things at me.

When he finished, I calmly said, “You’re right to be upset. I cut you off, and I’m really sorry. I’m usually a good driver, but that was a stupid mistake. I’m sorry I made things unsafe for both of us.”

He seemed surprised and still mad but was trying to process what I said. I added, “Thanks for being quick and saving us both with your fast reactions.”

He mumbled, “Geez…just be careful…” and looked down, clearly not expecting kindness after yelling at me.

It made me think that I’m better prepared for unexpected situations than most people. Through my son, I’ve learned that everything can be a teaching moment. It’s important to act with kindness and good intentions, and give others a chance to show their best side.

Later, while I was shopping, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. It was the guy who had yelled at me. But now, he wasn’t angry. He was humble.

He said, “You apologized to me, but I should be the one saying sorry. I had a rough morning with some bad news at work. Thanks for reminding me that everyone makes mistakes, even me. I shouldn’t have called you names and yelled. I’m really sorry.”

I smiled and said, “Thank you.” Then he smiled too, and we wished each other a nice day. We both stepped out of our comfort zones to show kindness, and it felt good.

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Trump has an absolutely abysmal business career. Why do some people think of him as some business genius?

John Wayne. John Wayne explains it, and is maybe the best example.

There were Hollywood actors who were actual war heroes. John Wayne wasn’t one of them. In fact, he not only didn’t volunteer, he got two deferments to avoid being drafted, opting to make movies about being a hero instead of actually being one. Jimmy Stewart was an actual hero, flying 20 combat missions as a bomber pilot for the US Army Air Force. Eddie Albert, the mild-mannered star of “Green Acres,” won a bronze star with the “V” for repeatedly taking his boat to the shore at Tarawa under fire to take wounded men off the beach (by reports he evacuated 47 wounded). Even Clark Gable flew a combat mission as a filmmaker during the war.

But Wayne? He liked to play the hero. My Marine uncle, who saw combat in the Pacific during WWII, told me that the men used to jeer at the screen when a John Wayne movie was played for them. In fact, his career really took off when he was one of the few primary actors left in the States with so many others actually serving their country.

To SO many people, though, John Wayne is a hero. They don’t seem able to discern the difference between the image projected on a screen and reality.

Donald Trump sat (on TV) behind a big desk and pretended to be a successful businessman on “The Apprentice.”

And there are so many people who think that was real.

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