Butt - Arse - Tush -Buttocks - Rear End - Posterior - Hindquarters - Bottom - Derrière - Asshole- Behind - Backside - Bum - Tush - Fanny - Fuck Hole - & Rump
Man - 'Doctor, I have a sore arse '
Doctor - ' Where does it hurt ?' Man - 'Around the entrance.'
Doctor - ' It's an exit, not an entrance.'
What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
Why did the bum get a slap?
It was being cheeky
A penis is the lightest thing in the world.
Even a thought can raise it.
I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation,
but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!
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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
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When should condoms be used?
Every conceivable occasion.
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What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments
What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Me and my friend were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography.
Unfortunately, my mothersaurus.
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What Do You Take When Your Butt Hurts?
Assprin
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What goes in dry,
comes out wet
and is appreciated by two ? A tea bag.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
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