If offended by our jokes, tough shit.

My New Years Resolution is that I 'I will never go out of my way to offend, annoy or antagonise anyone deliberately.'

HOWEVER ;- If some of those WOKE crowd - or a Karen tries it on with me, then I will speak up as I DO NOT STAND FOOLS LIGHTLY and am NOT afraid to speak up, voice my opinion and speak my mind, and if you are offended, then my work here is done... Good.

If you take offense to anything I say, write or do, then please know this, I don't give a fuck.

GET IT ? GOT IT ? GOOD !

The LGBT Community needs to pull together and work as a whole and not as fragmented as it currently is, and with a world turning against trans - while they are nothing to do with the LGB community, we will still help and support ONLY those who speak with a logical grown up mind and not those who claim a women can have a penis and a man can have a baby as that is just dumber than shit and you WILL be given some home truths as I DO NOT T0LLERATE STUPIDITY where it expects me to buy into their mental health bullshit.

Why is Keir Starmer set to quit as the leader of the Labour Party?

There is a joke doing the rounds in Washington right now. Starmer visits a poor town struggling with immigration in Leeds. He asks the locals “how can I help you?”

They tell him they have two urgent problems.

1. They need more lighting. “Righto hang on a mo” he turns his back makes a call and two minutes later says “it will be fixed tomorrow, what’s the second issue?”

Oh they say “there is no mobile phone coverage in this town at all”

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I got pulled over on the highway for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down.

Suddenly, my adorable and apparently incredibly smart 7-year-old granddaughter started screaming from the backseat, “It’s coming out!!!!!”

“I can’t hold it any longer, Paw Paw!!!”

“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Paw Pawwww!!!”

Now, the trooper is hearing her scream all of this, and he stands up on my brush guard, leans in the window, and asks her, “What’s going on here??”

She looks him dead in the face and says, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

The officer started laughing uncontrollably.

I must have looked completely shocked and embarrassed. He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles to my home. He told me to drive safely and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He just couldn’t stop laughing.

As soon as we pulled away, I asked, “What the hell was that about???”

This kid smirked and said, “I saw it on YouTube, but I didn’t think it would work.”

I asked, “So... you're not pooping?”

She replied, “Nope, and you’re not in trouble either.”

OMG, this kid is my hero!