NEWS OF THE WEEK
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I have also inserted a few 'one liner' jokes to amuse in the middle of all the hysterically funny / sad / desperate news items...
Do not assume that because much of the news is from America and about Trump that it does not affect us here in the UK because - quite simply - IT DOES AND IT WILL.
China recognizes the employment of "wankers"
The ladies who provide the service are not nurses or health professionals, they are actually “wankers”, a profession that is recognized in the People's Republic of China.
In the United States, for example, they provide men with pornographic magazines to help with their work, in China they are more advanced.
For this, they receive a salary of around €1200 and it is a risk 4 profession, due to the probability of injury from repetitive movements.
The intention behind creating this new job is to reduce the unemployment rate and consequently increase the number of donors in sperm banks.
( JB: If more people had a better and more satisfying sex life, there would be fewer rapes, fewer divorces, fewer fucked up relationships and fewer wars. )
World's 'first openly gay .imam' shot dead in South .Africa
16 February 2025
Muhsin Hendricks, a pioneering figure dubbed the world's first openly gay imam, has been shot dead in South Africa. The 57-year-old cleric ran a mosque in Cape Town intended as a safe haven for gay and other marginalised Muslims. He was killed on Saturday morning after the car in which he was travelling near the southern city of Gqeberha was ambushed.
So far the Danish strategy is to have it fizzle out; at the moment Trump is more occupied with Gaza (prime real estate, the Riviera of the Mediterranean!) than with that cold place. The Danes won’t sell it; if Trump invades Greenland (hilarious; it’s more likely he wins a pro-golf tournament) Denmark will invoke Art. 5, and all European NATO countries will come to aid (maybe not Hungary, they’re just a Russian province).
A blockade of any type is pointless. Canada has a 4000 km sea border with Greenland, the US none (zero, nada, nothing). The US import tax on Canadian goods is interpreted as the ultimate back stabbing move, and anywhere where Canada can obstruct the US they’ll do it (at the moment there’s booing during the US national anthem, and regular shops have removed US products from the shelves)
So far Europe has played it like “let’s give him something he already has or Europe planned to do, but that he believes is his win”. However, if he continues (or the US in the future) there are already voices in Brussels and European think tanks to drop the US as a partner and shift our attention to China.
So, yes, Denmark will refuse to sell Greenland. And no, there’s nothing Trump can do about it.
Hamilton Hall recently had a guest from Denmark and he shared with us that the population of Denmark are FURIOUS with Trump and DETERMINED not to buy into his bullshit about buying or obtaining Greenland.
No.
He did use it as an excuse to send Don Jr to Greenland for a few days, which was funny. Don Jr was told “the whole town” would turn out to welcome him at the airport. Sadly, they did not.
His team then bribed some local vagrants to wear MAGA hats and pose with him, allowing Don Sr to claim that the people of Greenland desperately want to be owned by Elon Musk so he can despoil the landscape and dig up all their mineral resources to make more money.
Trump Sr yesterday threatened Denmark with tariffs if they don’t hand over Greenland. I’m not sure a 25% import tax on Lego is enough to make Denmark hand over $3 trillion in minerals and an island three times the size of Texas.
Denmark primarily exports goods like chemicals (including pharmaceuticals), machinery (especially wind turbines), live animals, food products (like pork), beverages, and transportation services to other countries, with its main export markets being Germany, Sweden, the Netherlands, Norway, and the United States; making it a major player in international trade due to its strong manufacturing sector and focus on high-quality products and where the USA is just one of its markets, so not a big loss if tarrifs are added.
Federal judge mocks Donald Trump’s “frankly ridiculous” ,trans military ban.
She said that if trans pronouns harm military readiness, then military leaders must be "incompetent."
By Daniel Villarreal Tuesday, February 18, 2025 · Updated on February 19, 2025
Thank you for the opportunity to educate you on the true state of Canada-US trade relations Mr. Gringo.
The United States does not “subsidize” Canada at all, let alone at one billion a year.
If you go to the grocery store and spend $200 on groceries, are you subsidizing the store, or are you buying things that you need to live? Virtually, everything that the US imports from Canada is either energy (oil, natural gas or electricity) or raw materials (wood, steel, aluminum, minerals) which the US, and its manufacturing industries needs to live.
Now that we have that sorted out, how are you going to feel paying at least 25% more for gasoline, or your electricity bill? What happens in the US midwest when the automobile production lines shut down because they have no parts that can be obtained at a price that makes manufacturing cars and truck a profitable endeavour? I guess we will see. One thing I can bet the farm on, is that you will continue to blame Canada.
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An 85-year-old lady met a man a similar age to herself. They soon fell in love and decided to get married. “That’s wonderful news, mother!” her daughter exclaimed, “When will the exciting event take place?” The old lady rolled her eyes up and replied, “As soon as possible after we’re married, what a stupid question”….
Taliban minister ‘forced to flee Afghanistan’ after speech .in support of girls’ education.
Mohammad Abbas Stanikzai, Taliban’s deputy foreign minister, left for UAE after criticising ban on secondary school and higher education for girls
The Nazi war on gay people: Survivors speak out.
Peter Tatchell reviews the film Paragraph 175:
“We must exterminate these people (homosexuals) root and branch … We can’t permit such danger to the country; the homosexual must be entirely eliminated”.
With these chilling words, the head of the SS, Heinrich Himmler, set out the Nazi master plan for the sexual cleansing of the Aryan race.
GOP advances bill that would allow .Nazi flags while .banning Pride .flags
The GOP lawmaker behind the bill said that the Nazi flag can serve "educational purposes" but the rainbow flag can't.
By Alex Bollinger Friday, February 14, 2025
Did you hear about the agoraphobic thug who had an altercation with a guy in a pub car park ? He said to the other guy, ‘I'll see you inside !’
Dolly Parton musical is getting repeatedly interrupted by .homophobic audience outbursts
Despite Dolly’s unwavering support for LGBT+ rights, some audience members are determined to turn the theatre into a battleground.
Montana tried to mandate that there are only two sexes. .A judge called that “a legal fiction.”
Donald Trump tried to do the same thing at the federal level.
By Greg Owen Thursday, February 20, 2025
Okay Okay Okay. Great question! I know the answer. I know this one. I’ve been expecting this question and I have a really good answer for it. Let’s see; it’s here somewhere. I know I have it. It’ll just take me a minute to find it. Please bear with me. I think I have it right here. Almost got it. Almost…. Shit. I don’t have it.
OBAMA LOOKS OUT FOR OTHERS
When President Obama arrived at the White House on a helicopter, it was raining heavily. Normally, he would go straight inside, and then the staff would follow him.
But that day, Obama stopped and waved for two of his staff members, Valerie Jarrett and Anita Decker Breckenridge, to come out with him.
It turned out that Obama was the only one with an umbrella! He kindly shared it with them, and they all walked together to the Oval Office. Meanwhile, a Marine guard and some Secret Service agents stood outside in the rain, getting soaked. It showed just how thoughtful and kind Obama was, always looking out for or others.
Unlike the obese criminal, rapist and fraudster of an orange man who only thinks 100% of the time, about himself.
Trump calls Zelenskyy a dictator amid fears of .irreconcilable rift.
Remark follows Ukrainian leader’s claim US president living in a Russian ‘disinformation bubble’
.New GOP Bill Seeks To Make Trump's Birthday A Federal .Holiday—And Critics Are Livid
If Republicans have their way, Donald Trump's birthday will become a national holiday, because of course it will. And people are understandably furious about it.
If it's not obvious by now, Donald Trump and everyone around him are basically trolls.
OMG - What the fuck next ???
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.What happens when you predict snow but don't get any...? There was this female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Be careful what you wish for, sparky. Let’s see - Canada - 4 million square miles, 10 provinces. So let’s say 10 states - 20 Senators. 90% of them will be Democrats. 42 million people - that’s (let’ see) between 50 and 60 members of the House of Representatives, and about 60 Electoral College votes. All 90% Democrat.
So you and your hero the Mango Mussolini can kiss the Republican party good-bye for the next generation. Or three.
For the rest, sparky: You, like your bloated cult leader Trump, have an exceedingly over-inflated view of the meaning of “political rights” or prosperity. Canadians don’t need a leader who boasts that he is a Dictator on Day One, and who asked for - and obtained - Immunity from a bought-and-paid-for Supreme Court. Only dictators and absolute rulers demand that. Ask Charles I and Nicholas II how well that worked for them.
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