Randy Rainbow for President & more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXwB6qEyEQA&ab_channel=RandyRainbow

Randy Rainbow - and yes that's his real name, is an American comic of style and worked wonders throughout Covid lockdown and - click above and see how he takes the piss out of politicians and especially the Republicans.

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clever video on YouTube...

'HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD, I GUESS.'

CLICK HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs&ab_channel=billwurtz

I have seen this couple of times and it never fails to amaze how clever and on point it is.

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Have you ever considered stealing a pet from a neglectful or abusive owner to keep/rehome?

We didn't steal our dog, but a friend of a friend did. On his regular walks, this man would routinely see a border collie tied up in a field with no shelter, day and night. One day he went into the field to check her out and when he got closer, he realized she was not in good shape. Knowing the farmer's habit of visiting the pub at night, he waited till the coast was clear and absconded with the collie.

This man had quite a few pets already and his older dogs did not appreciate the newcomer. So he put the word out, looking for a home for the rescue dog. We were down to one dog at the time, and after discussing it, we agreed to take her. I had been a bit hesitant, but when we got her and I was able to feel under her thick coat that she was a bag of bones, I knew she was where she needed to be.

It took time, but my how she's changed! That skittish, timid dog is now happy and sits at our front gate to greet the world. She has people who walk by our house just about every day just to see and pet her. Mothers with little ones, school kids, and a couple of older walkers all know her and come to see her.

That skinny, raggedy dog now walks with a spring in her step, showing off her shiny coat and bright eyes.

When our older dog passed away, we even got another rescue just to be her playmate! They have some jealousy issues, but they do love to play. Up and down the stairs, in and out the dog door.

This is a picture a couple of months after we got her, the first time she “smiled", the first time she seemed happy!

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John Bellamy Comments:

I had dreamed of rescuing a dog from Romania and eventually did, although she had been rescued some 2 years prior by not its owner I bought her from but an owner beforehand. I was not aware she was on heat and had major - and I mean MAJOR - hormonal problems from being bred too many times too quickly and as soon as she cam off heat - and while I was waiting to have her neutered, she came straight back on heat again and started attacking me - and I mean SERIOUSLY ATTACKING ME - and I ended up in A&E - and sadly, while she was a beautiful creature and when not attacking, loving and gentle, I was now scared of her and had to have her put down.

Broke my heart but no one would cope with a dog on the attack periodically and all times she attacked, like in the middle of the night when I was getting out of bed attacked me - sitting down beside her on the couch and she attacked me - no reason as I was calm with her etc. it was just her hormones were out of balance and left her with emotional / sexual problems.

Be very careful when adopting a dog whose history you do not know.

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An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.

The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.

The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.

This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."

The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

----------------------------------A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus.

'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.

Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'

Angus said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road.... '

The solicitor interrupted again and said ,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Angus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'

'Now wot da fock would you say?

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Is this really true? I have no idea but ...

In the summer of 1947, a woman walked into a drug store in Memphis, Tennessee, to drop off film to be developed when she realized she had one exposure left.

She noticed a young boy outside the drugstore and asked him to pose with his bicycle so she could finish the roll and turn it in.

Only years later did she realise that it was a 12 year old Elvis Presley.