Serious and funny at the same time.

For a 'FEEL GOOD FACTOR' and something guaranteed to make you smile - click HERE and scroll down. It will be impossible not to watch one after the other and not smile your face off.

Then e mail and tell me which was your favourite;- mine is the dogs leaping into the river to swim - it's adorable.

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I got my dog when I was just 19 years old and a single mother of 1.

I kept my dog. I kept my dog even though I moved into an apartment and had to pay a $500 pet fee.

I kept my dog when my boyfriend and I broke up and he kept the apartment even though my new place didn't allow dogs.

I kept my dog when I ultimately had to move back in with my parents and she also was not allowed there.

I kept my dog when I had my second child. I kept my dog when his father put all of us through hell and none of us had anywhere to go.

I kept my dog when I had a penny to my name and we all ate nothing but buttered noodles for dinner.

Ten years later I STILL have my dog because she is the very start of the huge family that we now have. Even though she's getting slow, eating less and turning grey I STILL HAVE MY DOG. I'm tired of hearing and reading about posts that say "getting rid of them because they don't like my new puppy" or "I want a new dog". Commitment is commitment.

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An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

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"Today I met an angel. You came into a Denny’s I work at in Utah. You asked me, ‘Can I have a waitress who is a single mother?’ I thought it was very odd, but I sat you in Crystal’s section. You sat there for 2 hours just watching people. 7 families came in and ate while you were there and you paid every one of their bills, over $1,000 you paid for people you didn’t even know.

I asked, 'Why did you do that?' You simply said, ‘Family is everything, I’ve lost all mine.’ Looking into your eyes while you said that made me tear up (It’s why I walked away so quickly) as soon as I got in the back I broke down in tears because your eyes had so much pain in them.

I just wanted to let you know, the waitress Crystal that you requested was living in a shelter with her son until she was able to save up enough to get a place. Your bill was $21.34 and you left her a $1,500 tip, because of you she gets her new place next week, because of you 7 families ate for free.

Crystal told me she prayed the night before for a miracle and God sent you. You left before any of us could say thank you, I hope you read this because you’re truly an amazing person and you stole the hearts of every one of us here. Thank you."

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“So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD.

By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking

Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it.”

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked.

“What’s your Business at this convention?"

“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed..

"I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

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A father said to his daughter, "You just graduated, this is a car I bought a while ago... It is a few years old. But before I give it, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it , see how much they offer.”

The girl came back to her father and said: "They offered 1000 euros because it looks very old"

The father said: Hold it and take it to the 2nd hand car dealer.

The girl returns to her father and says: "The pawn shop offered 100 euros because it is a very old car and lots of investments are needed to drive it again"

The father asked his daughter to join a passionate car club with experts and show them the car.

The girl drove the car to the passionate car club, turned and said to her father: “Some people in the club offered me 100,000 euros because it is a rare car that is in good condition, with great capabilities and super difficult to find.”

Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place."

If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. "Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value 😉👇."

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"A king had ten wild dogs. When a servant made a mistake, he threw him to the dogs to eat.

Then one of the older servants did something wrong. The king ordered him to be thrown to the dogs.

The servant said, "I have served you for ten years, can you give me ten days before you throw me to the dogs?" The king granted them to him.

When he was in prison, the servant told the guard that he would like to serve the dogs for the next ten days.

The guard agreed and the servant was able to feed the dogs, clean the kennel and wash them gently.

After ten days, the king ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs as punishment. When he was released into the kennel, everyone was amazed to see only the ravenous dogs licking the servant's feet!

The king, perplexed by what he saw, said:

"What happened to my dogs?"

The servant replied, "I served the dogs only ten days and they did not forget my services. I served you for ten years and you forgot everything at my first mistake."

The king realized his mistake and ordered the servant to be reinstated."

Dedicated to all those who forget a beautiful word: "GRATITUDE". They forget the good things a person has done, and as soon as he makes a mistake, they condemn him.

We can always see the best in others and look at our own mistakes instead.

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FORGIVE ME, MOMMY … I was there where you left me for two whole days. Sleeping right on the side of the road.

I was terrified of the noise from the cars but I did not move. Last night one of those cars stopped and she got out. She invited me to lunch but I said no.

She invited me to come sleep at her house and I also said no. I tried to explain to her that I was waiting for you but she wouldn’t listen. She pulled out a leash and said I couldn’t stay there any longer. I bit her several times and ended up peeing on myself as I growled and cried!

She didn’t understand that she was separating me from you! She took me against my will and we drove off! I was so sad because I knew you were going to be worried.

We ended up at her house. I kept screaming hoping you would hear me but you never came. I vomited because of my nerves, feeling so sick. I kept telling her I had to go back because you were going to think I abandoned you when you saw I wasn’t there! I, who love you with all my heart and soul have not stopped crying since we separated a few days ago. I want you to know, I would never do that to you.

I don’t know where you are now or why you stopped the car and left me there. Surely you had something very important to do. Can you come find me now, mommy?

Today I ate because my tummy was hurting. I also slept on a very soft bed. And by accident I also wiggled my tail a bit. I’m so sorry, please forgive me. She’s just being really nice to me.

She said I could stay forever. She’s calling me Milo but I already have a name. When you pick me up you can tell it to her. You’ll see how surprised she’ll be when you explain to her that this was a big mistake. Because mommy, you’re coming back for me, right ?

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“Pets are not disposable when we don’t want/need them anymore. They are a lifetime commitment. They are family! Thank you so much to everyone who adopts and rescues them until their last loving breath. Because of you this world is a better place.”

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