some things to cheer us up.

The manager hired a new secretary.

She was young, sweet and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?”

He did not understand her remark, but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?”

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,

“Why, no sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

HOW & WHY I BECAME A PROSTITUTE

Part 1 and Part 2

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If you had a partner who insisted on complete worship at least one day a week. Worship briefly every night before bed. If you asked for help whenever something went wrong and where they did - apparently - nothing to help - and if this person scolded you and offered severe punishment for every mishap you made - insisting on a very special diet of food stuff - where you were forbidden to wear what you like, say what you like and even think what you like without being threatened with physical violence if your partner disagreed with you and your actions - wouldn't you offer this person some kind of serious therapy or get the shit out of that fucked up relationship ??? Yet this is exactly how we are told by the church that our God is a vengeful angry God and will cast you out and send you to hell and this is one big almighty fuck up of a God if THIS is how we view things.

This is no God. this is a fuck up.

Eating Crab, Lobster, Rabbit and Park are forbidden. Growing more than 2 crops in the same field is banned Having sex with any family relation is banned.