Sung to the tune of ' I Will Survive.'

At first I was afraid,

I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,

Go on now go....walk out the door! don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4! You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive, I will survive!

As long as I have all my batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive I will survive! HEY HEY!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans, Go on now go....walk out the door! don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4! You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive, I will survive! As long as I have all my batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive I will survive! HEY HEY!