Things to make you smile and go ahhhh...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich closely following him. The waitress comes over and asks for their order.

“I’ll take a hamburger, fries, and a Coke,” the man says. Then he turns to the ostrich and asks, “What about you?”

“I’ll have the same,” the ostrich replies.

A little while later, the waitress brings their food. “That’ll be $9.40,” she says. The man digs into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount without hesitation.

The next day, they come back. Again, the man orders a hamburger, fries, and a Coke, and the ostrich repeats his order. Once more, the man reaches into his pocket and produces the exact change.

This routine goes on every day until Friday night. When they walk in, the waitress greets them, “The usual?”

“Not tonight,” the man replies. “Since it’s Friday, I’ll have a steak, baked potato, and a salad.”

“Same for me,” says the ostrich.

The waitress serves their meals and says, “That’ll be $32.62.” Without missing a beat, the man reaches into his pocket and hands over the exact amount.

Unable to hold back her curiosity any longer, the waitress asks, “Sir, how do you always have the exact change, no matter the price?”

The man smiles. “Years ago, I was cleaning out my attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and granted me two wishes. For my first wish, I asked that I could just reach into my pocket and always pull out the right amount whenever I had to pay for something.”

“That’s amazing!” the waitress exclaims. “Most people would wish for a fortune, but you’ll never run out of money!”

“That’s right,” the man nods. “Whether I need a gallon of milk or a fancy car, the money is always there.”

The waitress looks at the ostrich. “And what about your second wish?”

The man sighs and shakes his head. “I wished for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”

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He has a networth of $450 million and spends $260,000 a day, but he only spends $8 on his daily Pizza. His wardrobe is simple with most items coming from high street brands.

He's Rowan Atkinson,So where does that $260,000 a day go?

Rowan Atkinson has donated millions to Charitable causes including over $15 million to education initiatives aiming to provide opportunities for disadvantaged Children and support Schools in need.

In addition,he has contributed $5 million to mental health organisations advocating for better options and support for those struggling with mental health issues. He's also a vocal supporter of environmental causes, having donated $7.5 million to initiatives aimed at protecting wildfire and reducing Carbon emissions.

Despite his global fame and wealth, Rowan leads a humble lifestyle and focuses his financial resources on causes he cares deeply about compared to Celebrities who love to flaunt their wealth.

Very admirable.

I was in the house with my little baby, while watching thru the window as my 5 year old waited for the bus. Quicker the a blink of an eye, there was a black wolfish looking dog joining the kids at the bus stop. I threw on my boots and hightailed it down the street screaming for the dog to come towards me. This dog looked kinda scary and was very thin. I got her to come to me and I brought her to my house. After seeing her close up and her tail was waging, she didnt seem so harmful. She was starving and very thirsty. No colar or tags, I called the pound to report she was found. I told them I would hold her until the owners came forward. A day later, the owners reported her missing.

We live in a tight residential neighborhood and its not common to have your dog go missing. I had some concerns for the owner, as to why she was so skinny. When I approached the home, the owner was outside and she could careless that I had her dog, that has been missing for a few days now. I asked her about the well being of this dog and she went on and on about how Mocha was a pain in her butt and all she did was run away. She said they hated the dog. I turned around and walked out of her driveway and Mocha came home with me. We have had her for 10 years now! She has never run away fom me! She loves us and we love her. Best dog a family could have ever adopt. She is about 13 and our vet says she's got many more years. We love our puppers and we were glad we got to rescue her.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

One day, while I was working in my upstairs office, my German Shepherd came to the doorway and started barking at me.

He then walked to the top of the staircase, barking as he looked down. Turning back toward me, he continued barking before returning to the office doorway to do the same.

He repeated this for a few minutes while I worked, and it became clear he wanted me to follow him downstairs. I finally got up and asked, “What’s the matter?”

The moment I spoke, the house began to shake.

Everything on my walls and shelves rattled.

I didn’t immediately understand what was happening, but as we both bolted down the stairs, I shouted, “Let’s get the hell out of here!”

Once outside, I felt the ground moving beneath me—then, just as suddenly, it stopped.

We had just experienced an earthquake, a rare occurrence in our region. Somehow, my boy sensed it coming and came upstairs to warn me.

He did many intelligent things in his lifetime, but that was the most incredible.

DIARY OF EVENTS

A British couple is walking down a street in Tenerife...

They turn a corner and see a sign that says, 'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10'

They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.

They order a pint of lager and a cocktail, and sure enough, once the drinks are on the bar, the English bartender says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”

The couple can't believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough, the drinks are poured, and the barman says, “That'll be 20 cents, please.”

Curiosity gets the better of them, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply.

The bartender says, "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £104 million on the Euro Millions, so I opened this bar, and I've got enough money that I don't have to worry about making any profit."

Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.

As the man is supping his beer, he can't help notice three old blokes sat in the corner without a drink in front of them who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.

"What's the deal with them three over there?' the man asks the bartender.

"Those three are retired people from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price,' the barman replies.