Twas the night before Christmas at Hamilton Hall X RATED

Twas the night before Christmas at Hamilton Hall The men were all gathered with no worries at all. From far and wide to Bournemouth they've come To enjoy the holiday and just sit on their bums. New friends will be made 'round the table and tree, With clothing an option their junk can hang free. Good food and wine in abundance they'll share, While singing and laughing and dancing all bare.

The gifts they exchange may be naughty, of course, And may make you laugh 'till your voice gets hoarse! The queen's Christmas speech they'll enjoy with tea, While sitting all cosy right next to the tree. Christmas pyjamas, if needed, do bring, But please don't forget your sexy g-string! John, the sex guru, may share a few tricks, So bring what you need to lube up your dicks!

All ages and sizes of men will be there, Gorgeous and cuddly and all filled with care. Many have talent, and these you must bring, Whether stories or tricks or songs you can sing.

Gay men are horny, of this there's no doubt, You'll surely have a chance to let that cum out! Where else could you go to have such a chance To spend the long weekend with no need for pants?

And be with kind men from hither and yon, Including our host, the fabulous John? Please book your spot now and save all the fuss Of worrying what to do this coming Christmas!

Dennis and Chuck from California.

We'll be there! 😜

Thanks to Dennis and Chuck for this festive poem. They will be here for Christmas all the way from California and anyone staying will meet them. Christmas is always fun.