Women with gun / Bikers from heaven and hell.

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,

upon returning to her car, found four males

in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,

"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car - NOW!"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat.

They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded

to load her shopping bags into the back of the

car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered

why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two

12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The Sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,

and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story?

If you're going to have a senior moment...

make it memorable.

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John - I do have to wonder where you find so much each time for this Blog / Newsletter of yours. I am always looking forward to it and love the things you share. Also enjoying your YouTube channel. Great stuff. Keep the stories coming. Fascinated. George. ( Idaho USA )

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On my way home, I witnessed a vehicle hit a motorcycle from behind and send the driver 25 feet into the air landing him in a ditch. I immediately called 911, pulled over and climbed down to stay with him until they arrived. He wasn’t moving and I assumed the worst.

A medical professional happened to be driving by and pulled over to help as we waited. I stayed and held Joe’s hand and asked him questions to keep him awake and with us. He told me about his wife, joked about his motorcycle and asked me to take photos so he had a cool story to tell.

Once EMS arrived, I backed away and a woman watching said 'I’m shocked you did all that.’ She saw my confused face and replied with 'Honey, this is the south. I’m just saying. I’m shocked you did all that for him’ and my heart sank. I was speechless. I didn’t care what he looked like. I didn’t care how long I had to sit there. I didn’t care about social distancing. He needed help.

We don’t have to look the same to be kind to one another. Not a single person is born hating others because of race, political views or background. People learn to hate. My favorite saying by Nelson Mandela, 'If they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love.' Love everyone, including yourself. Humanity is MY race and love knows no boundaries."

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John: Found you on YouTube. Can I please subscribe to your newsletter. Love your videos on the sex industry. Enlightening stuff. Gerald ( Alaska )

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An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in.

As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.

Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"

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The taste of revenge

Food thieves are a known phenomenon around offices, and it doesn’t seem like they’re going anywhere. People have tried labeling their food with their names, but even that doesn’t seem to keep them away.

This person kept bringing fresh doughnuts to the office, only to find that someone has eaten them without even asking.

After the third time, he had found a way to keep people away from his doughnuts.

Mustard is good, doughnuts are good, so according to this logic, there’s no reason why doughnuts with mustard won’t be good, right? Well, we don’t want to find out. Doughnuts weren’t meant to be filled with mustard, and this seems like a classic office prank.

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Johnny Cash

In Virginia, 2003, Johnny Cash would sit down for his last ever public performance. Helped by two gentlemen to his chair, Johnny stops to grab a plectrum from his pocket before being handed an acoustic guitar.

He then says his trademark, "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash", before embarking on his final performance.

Despite having a nervous system disease, Johnny's performance was spectacular as he played in his instantly recognisable style and still enjoyed every note played. His final performance came just 2 months after his wife, June, had passed away, making this a surprise performance and a triumph of the great man's spirit.

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ROBBIE WILLIAMS

‘’Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn't watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider.

For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist's specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event- anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do).

This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.

When I got Robin Williams' rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work.

I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I'm sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he'd also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back.

I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions.

He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let's hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams -- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example.’’

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A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.

“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.

Miffed, the blonde said,

“I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”

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On August 1, 2009, Dalia Dippolito of Boynton Beach, Florida got into the passenger seat of a red sedan for a

clandestine meeting and told the driver she wanted him to kill her husband

She offered him $7,000 and he responded that he'd already bought the gun. They agreed on a date and time when she would be at the gym to establish an alibi.

When Dalia arrived home from her workout on the day of the murder, her house was a crime scene. Police told her that her husband was dead and she broke down in tears right there on the street. Officers consoled her and escorted her to the station for a debriefing and explanation. There, she continued to sob in horror and disbelief — until the man she believed to be dead came out from behind a doorway.

The whole operation had been a setup. The hitman was an undercover cop and her husband himself was in on the sting. The entire saga had even been recorded for an episode of "COPS."

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